How do I put this? And how many different ways can I say it before I know you're truly picking up what I'm laying down? What. The. Fucking. Fuck? And I'm not talking about corrupt governments and the fact that life is just a hologram. I'm talking about those ballet flats you keep trying to make happen. It's not gonna happen, okay? And toss those wide-leg jeans while you're at it. You look like a damned clown.
 
Prickly Pear Scented
Net Weight: 6 oz
Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.
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Handmade vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept.
Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label. 
Soap dimensions: 3 ½" L x 2 ¾" W x 1" H 
 
• Made in United States