There once was a lad who woefully stank 'til Duke O'Cannon told him point-blank: "Get a Shamrock Brick, and lather up quick, for ye smell like an old septic tank."
 
Initially conceived as a satirical Instagram post and spurred on by the three fans who said they "might actually use this," Duke Cannon launched Shamrock THICK in 2020 to immediate Irish fanfare. The Big Arse Brick of Shamrock Soap features a wicked minty scent that smells good enough to eat.*
*Not actually edible.
 
Product Specs of This Real Product:
Packed with rich, gaelic lather 3x bigger than common bar soaps
Wicked minty scent is actually good
Triple-milled for a longer-lasting bar
10 oz bar