Fact: Teenage body washes are weak, watered down, and smell like Friday night at fraternity row. Simply put, they don't get the job done. Hard-working men require a shower of substance to accomplish a full day's work. 
Duke Cannon's THICKis formulated with a noticeably higher viscosity and built to work effectively on your body, not spew down the shower drain.
A crisp, masculine scent blends notes of fresh citrus, sandalwood, and oakmoss. Smells like Accomplishment.
PRODUCT SPECS: 
3X THICKER than teenage body wash
Plant-based thickeners for superior lather
Mineral enriched to naturally exfoliate
Contains Aloe vera to hydrate and protect
Bonus: no loofah required
Paraben, phthalate, and cruelty-free
Size: 17.5 oz.
*Never tested on animals. Just bad interns.