Fact: teenage body washes are weak, watered down, and smell like a JV locker room. Simply put, they don't get the job done. Hard-working men require a shower of substance to accomplish a full day's work.
 
That's why Duke Cannon's THICK is formulated with a noticeably higher viscosity and built to work effectively on your body, not spew down the shower drain.
 
The Bay Rum scent has notes of citrus musk, cedarwood, and island spices for a scent that smells like island life 90 miles from Key West, not the pervasive stench found in the east end of South Philadelphia.
 
PRODUCT SPECS:
3X THICKER than teenage body wash
Plant-based thickeners for superior lather.
Mellow citrus musk and island spice scent
Mineral enriched to naturally exfoliate
Contains Aloe vera to hydrate and protect
Bonus: no loofah required
Paraben, phthalate, and cruelty-free
Size: 17.5 oz.
Made in United States
 
*Never tested on animals. Just bad interns.