Fact: teenage body washes are weak, watered down, and smell like a junior varsity locker room. Simply put, they don't get the job done. Hard-working men require a shower of substance to accomplish a full day's work. 
That's whyDuke Cannon's THICKis formulated with a noticeably higher viscosity and built to work effectively on your body, not spew down the shower drain.
The aquatic scent blends notes of fresh water, open-air, and bergamot. Smells like Naval Supremacy.
PRODUCT SPECS:
3X THICKER than teenage body wash
Plant-based thickeners for superior lather
Mineral enriched to naturally exfoliate
Aloe vera to hydrate and protect
Bonus: no loofah required
Paraben, phthalate, and cruelty-free
Size: 17.5 oz.
*Never tested on animals. Just bad interns.