Oh, you're so perfect.
With your "college degree" and your "successful career" and your "bangin' body" and your... oh, wait a second. Okay. Yeah, you kind of are. But—and let me play devil's advocate here—have you ever eaten six Chipotle bowls with a side of homemade moonshine and then sent emails to all your exes AND their moms? Didn't think so.
 
Dirty Margarita Scented
Net Weight: 6 oz
Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.
© 2022 Whiskey River Soap Co.
 
Handmade vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept.
Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label. 
Soap dimensions: 3 ½" L x 2 ¾" W x 1" H 
 
• Made in United States
• Ingredients: Coconut, palm, and safflower oils; glycerin, water, sodium hydroxide, sorbitol, sorbitan oleate, soy bean protein, coloring, fragrance.