I'm *cough* super sick
Otherwise, I would TOTALLY go to your [insert any social event here]. You know how much I love mingling. It's just that I broke my glass eye again and then I set the waterbed on fire. Silly me, I know. We can catch up later this week ... in text.
 
Vodka Vitamin Water Scented
Net Weight: 6 oz
Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.
© 2022 Whiskey River Soap Co.
 
Handmade vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept.
Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label. 
Soap dimensions: 3 ½" L x 2 ¾" W x 1" H 
 
• Made in United States
• Ingredients: Coconut, palm, and safflower oils; glycerin, water, sodium hydroxide, sorbitol, sorbitan oleate, soy bean protein, coloring, fragrance.