Are you still here?
I thought perhaps my lack of eye contact and general disinterest may have clued you in. But here you are, still standing in front of me with your half-baked motivational sound bites and cheesy grin. No, I'm not going to be a "team player" and be more "pleasant to Tim" and stop "drinking on the job." What is this, a Cub Scout jamboree?
 
Cynical Citrus Scented
Net Weight: 6 oz
Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.
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Handmade vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept.
Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label. 
Soap dimensions: 3 ½" L x 2 ¾" W x 1" H 
 
• Made in United States