Festivus is back, baby! So grab that bare aluminum pole out of the crawlspace and get ready to air your grievances over a home-cooked meal. And if you even think you're getting out of the wrestling match I have planned, you've got another thing coming, pal! You disappointed me last Festivus by calling an Uber before things really got started, and that's just one of the many mistakes you made during 2017, which I'm about to list, in alphabetical order. 
 
Net Weight: 6 oz
Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.
© 2023 Whiskey River Soap Co.
 
Handmade vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept.
Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label. 
Soap dimensions: 3 ½" L x 2 ¾" W x 1" H 
 
• Made in United States
• Ingredients: Coconut, palm, and safflower oils; glycerin, water, sodium hydroxide, sorbitol, sorbitan oleate, soy bean protein, coloring, fragrance.